Let me tell you Americans something…
December 27, 2009
Schiphol Airport, Amsterdam has THE most stringent and consistently so, security of any airport I have ever been in. And I’ve been in a lot. I travel through Schiphol, both ways, several times a year.
The guy who tried to blow up the plane in Denver did NOT have his device on his leg when he was patted down in Schiphol. He assembled it in the aeroplane toilet. Demanding an enquiry into security measures at Schiphol is nothing more than trying to deflect attention away from yourselves.
You need to remember that the guys who flew the planes into the World Trade centre passed though YOUR security with METAL box cutters in their back pocket after being scanned twice.
The Nigerian guy’s shit was plastic and metal detectors, I have to inform you, do not detect plastic. However, every single passenger on that pane was given a serious pat down before boarding in Amsterdam and one woman was even asked to remove a tissue from her pocket, so – don’t think, as you are inclined to do, that you are the only people who can do things right.
And another thing – the guy was on an AMERICAN watch list and was known to US officials.
So – if you want to make sure this doesn’t happen again, look not at the Dutch, but at yourselves. At all those years you sponsored and supported terrorism in other countries and at all the countries you have invaded….
I think Lady Gaga will eventually end up…
December 27, 2009
..with a woman.
If she ever falls in love with a woman, she’ll fall very hard and she’ll fall forever!
Sorry boys, men and everyone else who thinks the world just revolves around that messy ole thang between a man’s legs!
It always amuses me to read the comments of immature males on Ellen’s Youtube videos. Words of wisdom like “does Ellen wear a strap-on?” Don’t they get that, if Portia wanted a penis attasched to her partner, she would have got herself a man?
Phew…I’m Gaga Gaga……
Isn’t “Dr” Phil’s wife…
December 18, 2009
…weird!!!? Mind you, so is he.
Great news! Andrew Cowles has complained to the PCC…
December 18, 2009
…about the article written about Stephen Gately’s death the day before was buried by the raging homophobe Jan Moir, of the Daily Mail. His one complaint will have more weight than the other 25 000 complaints put together and I hope she gets the f*****g sack for writing the most disgusting and hateful article I’ve ever read.
Susan Boyle is bloody gorgeous!
November 24, 2009
I don’t know why so many people think Susan Boyle isn’t pleasing on the eye, to be polite. I think she’s a gorgeous woman. She has awesome come-to-bed eyes, a lovely mouth and a beautiful face. And she looks like she’d be great to cuddle! 
I got her debut CD the other day and I can barely leave the house for listening to it. She has the most amazing voice I’ve ever heard. It’s by far the best album I’ve heard for a long time.
And I would like to ask people who are used to downloading illegal music to buy her album legally and give her your support. I’m going to buy a download copy for myself and give mine to Mum for her Xmas. Susan deserves to be paid for her work and for the complete and utter upheaval she has gone through in order to bring this wonderful voice into our lives and I really do hope as many people as possible will pay her her due. She’s going to need the money to buy herself a new house with security to keep her blimmin insane fans away!
Why do men sit with their legs stretched as far apart as possible…
November 17, 2009
…showing off their privates like baboons do with their big red swollen arses?
It’s so unattractive. And it takes up twice the space a woman takes up. There’s a guy on TV doing it just now and I want to hit the target he’s displaying with a baseball bat.
Ahhh, the stupids haven’t disappointed…
November 15, 2009
They’re blaming the organisers for the fact that THEY broke down barriers, trampled people and ran to try and get to the front to see – JLS, FFS!
It doesn’t matter how many police and barriers there had been, if you are STUPID and determined enough to barge through them just so you can get closer to a stage, then you will cause chaos.
But never mind! You can always just BLAME EVERYONE BUT YOUR STUPID SELVES!
More Stupidity
November 14, 2009
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8360560.stm
About sixty people have been injured during a crowd surge at Birmingham’s Christmas lights switch-on.
More than 20,000 people turned out for the event at Millennium Point, which had been due to feature acts including JLS and the Sugababes.
A city council spokesperson said more people than expected had turned out and they had feared for crowd safety.
Reports suggested up to 27,000 people were at the site by the time band JLS finished performing at 1330 GMT.
The council said a combination of fears over the number of people and bad weather led them to cancel the event.
West Midlands Ambulance Service said four people were taken to hospital and a further 56 patients were assessed by ambulance crews in a make-shift triage area.
‘Absolute chaos’
A spokeswoman said a woman in her 30s suffered serious crush injuries to her pelvis, shoulder and leg.
A second woman suffered a broken ankle, a teenage boy had a broken wrist and a teenage girl suffered crush injuries to her back and legs.
Martin Krol, who lives in a flat overlooking Millennium Point, said he saw people pushing at a fence at the front of the crowd.
He said: “Police had already stopped people from going through into the main bit because there were so many of them, so an extra line of people had been created at the back of the main crowd.
“The police were totally outnumbered – there were far too many people in the crowd for them to be able to cope.
“It was absolute chaos – the ambulances couldn’t get through – and it took quite a while for them to be able to clear the area because there were so many people.
Sigh. How many times do I have to say it. Some. People. Are Stupid.Beyond.Belief
Channel 5 News UK Uses Disfigured Newsreader
November 14, 2009
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8360092.stm
“A charity chief with a facial disfigurement will read the news on Channel Five for a week in an attempt to try to break down prejudice.
James Partridge, who is chief executive of Changing Faces, suffered severe burns in a car accident aged 18.
He will front the Five News lunchtime bulletin for a week from Monday.
A YouGov survey for the station found 44% of respondents thought it would be a good idea for people with facial disfigurement to present TV shows.
Some 64% of those surveyed said seeing disfigurement on screen would not cause them to change channel, but one fifth said they would feel uncomfortable seeing a disfigured presenter.”
Good news, no pun intended.
